The Lesbian Test

The following test was sent into the Gay-Ireland mailing list, it's meant as a quiz for women who are trying to figure if they're gay. It's meant to be taken tounge in cheek as a guide to help you along your route of trying to find yourself. A simple yes or no will answer the question. If it doesn't apply to you then don't answer it. You get points for all that apply to you. Also it's aimed at an adult audience so should not be read by minors.

Don't lie. If at the end you find that you are not a lesbian, then I guess good. If not join the club!

1.If you walk past a good looking woman do you smile if she says hello? Yes
(1) No (0)

2. Have you ever touched, licked,sucked, penetrated (dildo, toy etc.) a
woman's coochie?
No (0) If touched (2) If penetrated (3) If licked (4) All (5)

2a. Has a women ever licked, sucked, penetrated or touched your coochie?
No (0) If touched (2) If penetrated (3) If licked (4) All (5)

3. Do you have the desire to kiss another woman? No (-1) Yes (3)

3a. Do you have the desire to touch another woman? No (-1) Yes (2)

4. Do you have the desire be kissed by another woman? No (-1) Yes (3)

4a. Do you have the desire to be touched by another woman? No (-1) Yes (3)

5. Are Black Females especially beautiful to you? Yes (3) No (0)

6. Are you happy to go to a gathering with plenty of Gay Black Females? (3)
Yes (0) No

7. Can you see yourself holding hands with a woman? Yes (2) No (0)

8. Do you want to be with a man now or within the next 1-5 years? Yes (-5)
No (0)

9. Do you tend to have crushes on women only? Yes (4) No (0)

10. Do you have crushes on Men only? Yes (-3) No (0)

11. When you see another women's breasts do you:
a. It's nothing special (0)
b. Grin (2)
c. Stare (3)
d. Lick your lips (4)
e. Blush (5)
e. Think about sucking them (6)

12. If you see a woman naked do you
a. Nothing special (0)
b. Grin (2)
c. Stare (3)
d. Lick your lips (4)
e. Get wet between your legs (5)
f. Blush (6)

13. Two women holding hands is:
a. Disgusting (-2)
b. Pleasant (2)
c. Great! (3)

14. If a man whistles at you is it:
a. A turn on (-2)
b. Disgusting (2)
c. Irritiating (3)
d. No problem (-1)

15. Do you have the urge to have sex with men? Yes (-5) No (0)

16. Do you have fantasies about women? Yes (3) No (0)

17. Do you have fantasies about men? Yes (-5) No (0)

18. Do you wear men's cloths? (2) Yes No (0)

19. Are you curious about how it would feel to make love to a woman? Yes
(3) No (0)

19a. Are you courious how it would feel for a woman to make love to you?
Yes (3) No (0)

20. If a women tried to kiss you would you:
a. Slap her (-5)
b. Kiss her back (5)
c. Pull away and ask why (1)
d. Trip the fuck out and go off on her (-5)

21. If you find out your best friend was gay would you:
a. Have a crush on her (4)
b. Drop her friendship (-3)
c. It's no problem (1)
d. Tell her you ain't interested (-1)

22. Have you ever had a crush on a female:
a. Classmate (1)
b. Bestfriend (2)
c. Counselor (2)
d. Next door (2)
e. Nobody (0)

23. Did you playhouse with girls as a kid? Yes (2) No (0)

24. Were you a tomboy as a little girl? Yes (3) No (0)

25 . If a gay woman brushed up against you would you:
a. Smile (1)
b. Faint (3)
c. Nipples get hard (3)
d. Wonder why (1)
e. Bust her up (-3)

26. Can you see your self living with a woman for the rest of your life?
Yes (10) No (0) Maybe (3)

Now tally up your scores

0-20 You straight (if your score is negative you fall into this category)
20-30 Probably curious
30-40 Bisexual status
50-60 Lesbian
60+ Lesbian for life!
  

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