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Tomb Raider 

Tomb Raider - Showing Nationwide

Directed by Simon West 
Staring : Angelina Jolie

Gay-Ireland.com rating : 3 out of 10

 

 

 

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I'm not a big video game fan, but I was still excited at the prospect of Tomb Raider. It's about a year and a half since I first heard in awed tones - 'Did you hear Angelina Jolie is playing Lara Croft?'.  While the noughties have been slow to find their groove, floundering in the wake of the booming nineties, I felt Lara Croft might just be the icon to help define the decade. I thought she had the potential to become the first big feminist icon of the 21st century, giving a new meaning to the girl power of the nineties.  Okay, she's hardly Germaine Greer.  She's more the Charlies Angel's variety  - butt kicking, boob flashing, cool with being naked in the shower. Which means of course that gay guys love her, as indeed we should.

So what is tomb raider all about?  A once every 5000 years alignment of all the planets in our solar system is seven days away, and a sinister organisation based in Venice want to obtain the two halves of an ancient missing triangle, which will grant the possessor the power of god.  In ancient times, the destructive power of the triangle was realised, and it was split in two, both halves being hidden at the far corners of the earth in dangerous tombs.  Before his death, Lara's dad, Lord Croft, was involved in searching for these halves.  He has left numerous clues to enable a now grown up Lara to solve the mystery and keep the triangle out of the reach of the baddies and thus prevent world domination.

So not a bad little plot, but what is made of it?  The action is set variously in the lush English countryside, central London, Cambodia, Venice and somewhere snowy resembling the North Pole. ?  The interior tomb locations look good, but for some reason never really come across as original.  The movie races along at breakneck speed.  The plot element relating to Lara father is poignantly treated, becoming a key element of the story line towards the end.

The high point of the movie has to be Angelina Jolie's portrayal of Lara Croft.  I can't think of any actor today who could so well play the gorgeous, dangerous, and utterly beautiful tomb raider.  This American wild child has her very British accent down to a tee, and her style throughout epitomises chic cool.  However, we never really get to know the character.  For all the strength we know Lara has, and for all we see of her kicking baddies around, we know nothing more about her at the end, except perhaps that she cares about her dad, and is a goodie at heart.

At the end of the day, Tomb Raider delivers what people expect and want from quality summer cinema.  It provides enough excitement and entertainment to keep the average punter happy.  However one can't help thinking that an opportunity has been missed.  Lara and the great locations are there, but the great movie hasn't been delivered

 

 

EOC - July 2001